An ongoing investigation
Millie,wtf
One very good dog.
A long list of questions.
Scroll. She's coming with you.
01 — Exhibit A
That face.
Soft eyes. Perfect head tilt. The posture of someone who has never touched a sock in her life.
It's a very good face. She knows.
02 — Petty theftOnly ever
Only ever
one sock.
Never the pair. There's a system, and you're not in it.
Five went missing on this page. Recover them.
03 — Reckless velocityZero to forty.
Zero to forty.
No reason.
No route, no destination, total commitment, one loose rug.
Scroll like she runs. See what happens.
04 — SilenceIt's quiet.
It's quiet.
Too quiet.
Silence means she has found something. Something she is now lying on.
Stay still. See who blinks first.
05 — The verdictGuilty.
Guilty.
Still a very good girl.
The evidence is overwhelming. So is the love.